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Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, AV Club: Van Damme's performance is about the only element left unscathed by the movie's compulsion to point out its own absurdity. Read more
Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times: No matter what the title says, there is no welcome waiting for you. Read more
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News: This movie's biggest audience will come from Jean-Claude Van Damme's fan base, and boy will they be disappointed. Read more
Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer: Director Rob Meltzer, who made the kind-of-amusing meta short "I Am Stamos," directs things in shameless, let's-get-this-thing-over-with style ... Read more
Ernest Hardy, Village Voice: Pushed from the bowels of cinema hell. Read more