Two-Bits & Pepper 1995

Synopsis:

Comedy about idiotic (the two can't even add 1+1) kidnappers, both played for unknown reasons by Joe Piscopo, who capture two young girls and hold them for ransom. However, in "Home Alone" fashion, the two girls make fools of the two men. The film becomes even sillier as two horses who talk to one another decide to rescue the girls from the kidnappers

Directed by: Corey Michael Eubanks
Written by: Corey Michael Eubanks
Release date: 1995-01-01
Runtime: 89 minutes
Tagline: Two Girls, a Little Magic, and a lot of Horsing Around
Cast:
Joe Piscopo
Joe Piscopo
Zike / Spider 
Dennis Weaver
Dennis Weaver
Sheriff Pratt 
Lauren Eckstrom
Lauren Eckstrom
Tyler 
Rachel Crane
Rachel Crane
Katie 
Perry Stephens
Perry Stephens
Roger