Turistas 2006

Critics score:
16 / 100

Reviews provided by RottenTomatoes

Connie Ogle, Miami Herald: More dull than a gory, scary film ought to be. Read more

Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune: Wow. I'm scared. I'll never open another desk drawer as long as I live. Read more

David Edelstein, New York Magazine/Vulture: As usual, there's a streak of murderous puritanism in the carnage. Read more

Jonathan Rosenbaum, Chicago Reader: Once the gore and suspense take over, this becomes mechanical and unpleasant. Read more

Mark Rahner, Seattle Times: While comparisons to Hostel are inevitable Turistas rarely achieves its level of sustained menace and discomfort. Read more

Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: It's fitting that, in a season in which Hollywood offers up its prestige pictures -- the ones it hopes will garner critics' prizes and Academy Awards -- Turistas should come along to offer a bit of contrast. Read more

Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper: This is just a predictable slice of slasher porn set in an exotic locale. Read more

Bob Longino, Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Give Turistas, the edgy, unnerving, graphically violent South American vacation movie full of sex-hungry young adults and horror, credit for knowing full well not only what kind of entertainment it is, but for delivering the goods. Read more

Scott Tobias, AV Club: Touted as the first American production to be shot entirely in Brazil, Turistas may well be the last, if the country cares at all about its image. Read more

Kathy Cano Murillo, Arizona Republic: If you appreciate a decent thriller with equal parts bloodshed and adventure, you'll do fine with Turistas -- as long as you don't wander off. Read more

Wesley Morris, Boston Globe: With Turistas, [director John Stockwell] is stuck with a silly plot and characters that make you sometimes wish the movie were a cheap slasher picture after all. Read more

Dennis Lim, Los Angeles Times: A wholly predictable bit of slasher unpleasantness and a muddled cautionary tale on the American propensity for foreign misadventures. Read more

Bruce Westbrook, Houston Chronicle: Consider it a modern spin on Deliverance, with no squealing like a pig -- just squeals of frightful excitement. Read more

Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: Would you believe it if I said that the fearsome homicidal baddie in Turistas is the most humane and morally responsible person in the movie? Read more

Terry Lawson, Detroit Free Press: The cinema of sadism smartens up in Turistas, a violent drama that has all the don't-go-there nastiness of B-movies like Hostel and Wolf Creek with a whole lot less of that guilty aftertaste. Read more

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Gene Seymour, Newsday: Turistas doesn't want to save the world, but gross you out and give you nightmares. Read more

Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger: Turistas doesn't have much going for it beyond its xenophobic subtext about trusting young Americans and crude and crafty foreigners. The action scenes are so dark as to be unfathomable. The characters are so alike as to be indistinguishable. Read more

Jack Mathews, New York Daily News: Folks might find a bit of post-Iraq angst insinuated into the script, but any hint of social initiative in a movie this formulaic would be strictly coincidental. Read more

Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel: This one is just too obvious, almost from the title. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: Turistas starts out as an effective little horror movie before devolving into an incoherent mess during its final 30 minutes. Read more

Bill Stamets, Chicago Sun-Times: [Director] Stockwell delivers too little of the dread and titillation this genre prescribes. Read more

Liam Lacey, Globe and Mail: Unpleasant but never really suspenseful, the new teen torture thriller Turistas causes only a dull, predictable pain. Read more

Peter Howell, Toronto Star: Turistas is a passport to a different kind of vacation hell. Read more

Joshua Rothkopf, Time Out: Read more

Dennis Harvey, Variety: More icky than scary, with a rather obnoxious Ugly American as lead protagonist. Read more

Nathan Lee, Village Voice: Though Turistas eventually bogs down in an underlit mess, it more or less scratches the neo-exploitation itch. Read more

Desson Thomson, Washington Post: Horror fans will twitch impatiently at those long stretches between killings. And audiences anticipating a feature-length Girls Gone Wild video will suffer withdrawal from the lack of loosened bra straps. Read more