The Master of Disguise 2002

Critics score:
1 / 100

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Reilly Capps, Boston Globe: The Master of Disguise falls under the category of 'should have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live.' Read more

John Monaghan, Detroit Free Press: A painfully unfunny mess. Read more

Charles Savage, Miami Herald: The Master of Disguise is full of jokes, but just about the only one that provokes widespread giggles from the short-pants set is the villain's tendency to have his maniacal laughing fits cut short by inadvertent toots of flatulence. Read more

Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper: If The Master of Disguise had been a free cable movie -- well, I still wouldn't have recommended it. Read more

Kevin Thomas, Los Angeles Times: 'Disguise the limit' is the film's punning promotional slogan, but 'Rock Bottom' is more like it. Read more

Jay Boyar, Orlando Sentinel: No amount of nostalgia for Carvey's glory days can disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it. Read more

Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer: Cruelly and brutally unfunny. Read more

Dan Fienberg, L.A. Weekly: The Master of Disguise represents Adam Sandler's latest attempt to dumb down the universe. Read more

Elvis Mitchell, New York Times: It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes. It still feels like a prison stretch. Read more

Jan Stuart, Newsday: A calamitous attempt at reviving the anarchic, little-kid spirit of Jerry Lewis. Read more

Jonathan Foreman, New York Post: No one but a convict guilty of some truly heinous crime should have to sit through The Master of Disguise. Read more

Christy Lemire, Associated Press: Such a sad irony that Dana Carvey, who's made his name bringing celebrities to life with uncanny impersonations, should make such a lifeless movie based on characters of his own creation. Read more

Jonathan Rosenbaum, Chicago Reader: George W. Bush in the flesh would have been much funnier than this movie's impersonation. Read more

Tom Keogh, Seattle Times: It showcases Carvey's talent for voices, but not nearly enough and not without taxing every drop of one's patience to get to the good stuff. Read more

Scott Steinberg, Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Boiled down to its essence, this is little more than a cheesy vehicle for Carvey's one-shot gags, and an inconsistent one at that. Read more

Keith Phipps, AV Club: A film about as funny as a seeping wound. Read more

Lou Carlozo, Chicago Tribune: The Master of Disguise is a disjointed film that, but for brief flashes of comedic verve, should skip theatrical release and go straight to video. Read more

Steven Rosen, Denver Post: Neither [Carvey] nor semi-competent director Perry Andelin Blake have the ability to sustain a scene or idea. Read more

Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly: An awful, stillborn comedy assembled out of rusty spare parts from secret agent movies and run-of-the-mill Saturday Night Live skits. Read more

Chris Vognar, Dallas Morning News: Master of Disguise feels like something that was left on the shelf, hacked to bits and thrown into theaters. Read more

Jack Mathews, New York Daily News: The film contains no good jokes, no good scenes, barely a moment when Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: A 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless, witless, and devoid of anything resembling humor. Read more

Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times: The movie is a desperate miscalculation. It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny, and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time. Read more

Charles Taylor, Salon.com: Dana Carvey makes a lackadaisical 'comeback' as a man of a thousand faces, none of them funny. Read more

Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: At times, it actually hurts to watch. Read more

Rick Groen, Globe and Mail: Despite all evidence to the contrary, this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie, the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults. Read more

Peter Howell, Toronto Star: The only camouflage Carvey should now be considering is a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public, to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers. Read more

Jan Fuscoe, Time Out: There follows a fusillade of farts, dud sight gags and inconsequential butt jokes. Read more

Claudia Puig, USA Today: Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie. Read more

Dennis Harvey, Variety: A jumbled fantasy comedy that did not figure out a coherent game plan at scripting, shooting or post-production stages. Read more