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Kyle Smith, New York Post: "The D Train" is a good-humored, warm-hearted movie in which Black, as usual, excels. Read more
Rex Reed, New York Observer: So many t's are uncrossed and i's undotted that the movie is a mess. Still, I was fascinated by what it might have been. Read more
Mike D'Angelo, AV Club: It's a mess, but it's a commendable mess. Bonus points for ambition and nerve. Read more
Barbara VanDenburgh, Arizona Republic: The film goes off the beaten path to tell a very familiar story in an unfamiliar way, turning the mismatched buddy dynamic Black and Marsden had developed into something much more complicated and interesting. Read more
Tom Russo, Boston Globe: Any real resonance gets swallowed up by a story that's excruciatingly uncomfortable rather than genuinely funny. Read more
Ben Sachs, Chicago Reader: For a vulgar American comedy, this is refreshingly low-key and generous. I admired its intentions without finding it all that funny. Read more
Tom Long, Detroit News: A cringe-filled comic rumination on the cost of being cool, "The D Train" starts out as straight silliness and then turns to more aching matters. Read more
Todd McCarthy, Hollywood Reporter: Some may buy it, but from several perspectives what takes place simply seems beyond the pale dramatically; it's hard to believe things would go as far as they do. Read more
Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: A recognizably delusional schlub sits at the center of the loser comedy "The D Train," thanks to the sad-sack acumen of Jack Black. Read more
Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald: The movie flirts with a great darkness about disillusionment and self-loathing even as it races around spinning comedic plates. Too bad the filmmakers lose their nerve by film's end. Read more
Rafer Guzman, Newsday: "The D Train" may be a scant and rather unconvincing comedy, but it deserves credit for taking a risk. Read more
Richard Brody, New Yorker: [A] queasy, schematic, wanly sentimental comedy ... Read more
Mark Jenkins, NPR: The filmmakers proceed as if they're making a conventional high-school comedy, papering over the holes in the script with pop songs. Read more
Katherine Pushkar, New York Daily News: Black's narcissistic, obsessive, stunted Dan is so careless about all his relationships - with his wife, son, boss - that you wonder how he ever had them in the first place. Read more
Manohla Dargis, New York Times: For long stretches, "The D Train" serves as a commodious vehicle for Mr. Black, who, like the best comic performers, never seems remotely concerned about going too big or risking the audience's love. Read more
James Berardinelli, ReelViews: Andrew Mogel and Jarrad Paul, making their directorial debut, manage the difficult task of keeping the audience engaged even though both of the main characters are unlikable. Read more
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times: Nothing about "The D Train" feels the least bit authentic, and worse, little about it is funny. That's a deadly recipe for a dark comedy. Read more
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone: Some critics are getting all up in the face of this audacious dark comedy for, well, being audacious. What are we supposed think about a movie that doesn't conform to formula? I'd start with grateful. Read more
Moira MacDonald, Seattle Times: Writer/directors Jarrad Paul and Andrew Mogel let the movie run out of steam a bit before its ending (things get weirdly gooey), but Black keeps us hanging on as "The D Train" swerves; you hope that, somehow, he'll get through the journey safely. Read more
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle: It should be obvious by now that Black is much more than a funny fellow. This is a good actor with a particular strength at playing protected, disturbed personalities - secretly angry people trying with all their might to be something they're not. Read more
Sandy Cohen, Associated Press: The issue is the story. It's not just uneven, it's often unfunny: tinged with homophobia and centered on a wholly unlikeable, self-absorbed man. Read more
Colin Covert, Minneapolis Star Tribune: A bromantic comedy with a sharp edge of melancholy, this indie casts Jack Black and James Marsden in the sort of parts they play frequently, then pushes them toward pathos. Read more
Joe Williams, St. Louis Post-Dispatch: While Black is painfully effective as the dork who drops slangy kudos on his new BFF, Marsden is a revelation. Read more
James Rocchi, TheWrap: Black gives a career-highlight performance as an all-too-regular-guy tripped up by fame, fear, bad high school memories and a diabolically charming James Marsden in a strange, sharp comedy. Read more
David Ehrlich, Time Out: The D Train ultimately generates so few laughs from its thin "be yourself" message that a commendable refusal to gawk at the gay stuff is all that keeps it on track. Read more
Claudia Puig, USA Today: The D Train is long on high-concept comedy, then runs out of steam and becomes a forced and far-fetched drama. Read more
Alan Scherstuhl, Village Voice: The D Train has one great idea, a couple strong jokes, and a void at its center - a man who is only believable when he briefly becomes specific. Read more
Bilge Ebiri, New York Magazine/Vulture: The last act of The D Train becomes a hilarious, deeply weird, and ultimately touching medley of delusion, humiliation, and friendship. Read more
Ann Hornaday, Washington Post: "The D Train" is far from perfect - up to and including the waste of Kathryn Hahn in a lifeless, stereotypical role as Dan's wife - but it has its moments. And most of them belong to Marsden. Read more
John Anderson, Wall Street Journal: While it dwells in a much darker realm than American humor generally ventures into, what it uncovers is worth a stare. Maybe even a shudder. Read more