No One Lives 2013

Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times: The expectations raised by the first 20 minutes ... make it all the more disappointing when incoherent slaughter replaces soul-chilling dread. Read more

A.A. Dowd, AV Club: Most fatally, No One Lives neglects to provide a rooting interest. Great horror movies engender sympathy for the lambs being led to the slaughter. Read more

Tom Long, Detroit News: As bloodbaths go, this one has some interesting angles. Not THAT interesting, but ... Read more

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: "No One Lives" is a cheap horror prank that's ultimately not clever or accomplished enough to sustain its eccentricities, and they are very bloody eccentricities indeed. Read more

Farran Smith Nehme, New York Post: There is no flair, no suspense, not one frame composed with more in mind than getting a Beavis-type to chortle, "Cool." Read more

Keith Uhlich, Time Out: There's a certain pleasure to be had in such unabashed cinematic ineptitude, of course, though it would be wise to wait until you have your Netflix streaming remote in one hand and a freshly filled bong in the other. Read more

Chuck Wilson, Village Voice: Director Ryuhei Kitamura (The Midnight Meat Train) is too talented for material this retro-junky, but he and screenwriter David Cohen keep the action coming hard and fast ... Read more

Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News: There's so much darkness here, it's hard to see anything - literally. Forget the horror and mayhem. Someone needed to turn on the lights. Read more