Two bank robbers, Dennis and Hal, are on the run from the police after a successful heist. Needing somewhere to hide the loot, they turn to a funeral parlour where they stash the cash in Hal's recently-deceased mother's coffin. Taking the coffin, they turn to Hal's father and hide it in the bathroom of his hotel. Before long the hotel is host to the eccentric Inspector Truscott.

Directed by: Silvio Narizzano
Written by: Alan Simpson & Ray Galton
Release date: 1970-05-01
Runtime: 101 minutes
Tagline: We knock off anything - bodies, banks and birds!
Cast:
Richard Attenborough Richard Attenborough
Inspector Truscott 
Lee Remick Lee Remick
Nurse Fay McMahon 
Hywel Bennett Hywel Bennett
Dennis 
Milo O’Shea Milo O’Shea
Mr. McLeavy 
Roy Holder Roy Holder
Hal 
Dick Emery Dick Emery
Mr. Bateman