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Manohla Dargis, New York Times: An amorphous, laugh-flecked drama about a New York City pickpocket that mostly comes across as a feature-length advertisement for its likable star and writer, Peter Facinelli. Read more
David Fear, Time Out: When Vincent Gallo's crazy-sleazy-cool act is the sole element of realism, there's a problem. Read more
Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: Read more
John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter: Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory. Read more
Kyle Smith, New York Post: Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal. Read more
Rex Reed, New York Observer: Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there. Read more
Ronnie Scheib, Variety: Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive. Read more
Nick Schager, Village Voice: Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character. Read more