Homecoming 2009

Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times: Neither trashy nor self-consciously funny enough to make its genre-trapped ludicrousness sing. Read more

Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger: Nothing in the film is truly, laughably bad, but then -- unlike this year's Obsessed -- nothing is campily entertaining, either. Read more

Joe Neumaier, New York Daily News: As ineffectual police work and broken feet stack up, the silliness gets out of hand. Read more

Kyle Smith, New York Post: Everything, including the ending, plays out exactly as you'd expect. Read more

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Ronnie Scheib, Variety: Competent but unimaginative. Read more

Ella Taylor, Village Voice: If nothing else, Homecoming should effectively squelch any movie-star ambition on the part of Mischa Barton, though the camera is more than usually attentive to her cleavage. Read more