Grudge Match 2013

Critics score:
29 / 100

Reviews provided by RottenTomatoes

Rafer Guzman, Newsday: Grudge Match has wasted its two talented stars so badly that it almost counts as elder abuse. Read more

Kyle Smith, New York Post: Even the audience at whom the movie is aimed - the crowd for whom dinner and a movie means meeting up at 3 p.m. - will be bored by the stale funk coming off every scene. Read more

Soren Anderson, Seattle Times: The picture itself isn't awful. It's just listless and lackluster with lots of dead air between the laughs. Read more

Andrew Barker, Variety: The result is sporadically amusing, with some chucklesome sight gags and crowdpleasing supporting turns from Alan Arkin and Kevin Hart, yet it's all so overcooked that it defeats its own purpose. Read more

Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, AV Club: It's exactly as cliched as it sounds. What's unexpected, however, is the sensitivity and sense of perspective that Grudge Match brings to much of this secondhand material. Read more

Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic: This is a wretched movie, trading on characters we revere, yet doing nothing to honor them. Read more

Tom Russo, Boston Globe: A match-up that comes about three decades late. Read more

J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader: The jokes are clumsy, the dramatic scenes stale and lifeless; like the climactic bout, the movie itself is a freak show, a fantasy matchup between two icons with nothing better to do than spend down their legacies. Read more

Adam Graham, Detroit News: Stick with your memories of Rocky Balboa and Jake La Motta, because "Grudge Match" isn't a fight worth fighting. Read more

Laremy Legel, Film.com: This one probably never could have been a contender. Read more

Wesley Morris, Grantland: By the time Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro start training for the big match -- it's called Grudgment Day -- you give in because, surprisingly, both actors have reported for duty, especially De Niro. Read more

John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter: "Raging Bull" it ain't -- it's not even "Rocky IV." Read more

Mark Olsen, Los Angeles Times: Pleasant but underwhelming, it feels like something that belongs on the undercard, never reaching the heights of a main event. Read more

Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger: Although he has no debts to us, perhaps it's time De Niro really considered if he doesn't owe himself a little more. Read more

Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News: In the end, this is no Ali-Frazier grudge match. It's more like Larry Holmes coming out of retirement to make $3 million as Mike Tyson's punching bag. Depressing. Read more

Stephen Holden, New York Times: [An] overlong, drab, not-so-funny sports comedy ... Read more

David Hiltbrand, Philadelphia Inquirer: Grudge Match is harmless enough as entertainment. Just not as harmless as its poor protagonists. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: The underlying premise of Grudge Match is appealing, even if the execution is lackluster. Read more

Peter Hartlaub, San Francisco Chronicle: "Grudge Match" at its core is an affront to the cinema gods, an attempt to capitalize off two iconic films for a few cheap laughs. Read more

Bill Zwecker, Chicago Sun-Times: Remembering the greatness of Rocky and Raging Bull while watching Grudge Match only made me sad. Read more

Liam Lacey, Globe and Mail: While Stallone (67) and De Niro (70) have done a commendable job keeping their waistlines in check, the vision of the two actors shuffling about the ring in an awkwardly choreographed slapfest is not inspiring. Read more

Linda Barnard, Toronto Star: Grudge Match reeks not of ringside liniment and sweat but rather a late-career cash grab for its stars as they exploit far better work done years earlier. Read more

Alonso Duralde, TheWrap: Go watch Rocky and Raging Bull again. Because, as they say at closed-casket funerals, it's better to remember them as they were. Read more

Eric Hynes, Time Out: Even by low standards, Grudge Match is astonishingly undercooked. Read more

Scott Bowles, USA Today: A desultory boxing flick whose punches miss wildly as entertainment but manage to chip away at the iconic legends who return to the ring after decades away from the sweet science. Read more

Alan Scherstuhl, Village Voice: Drab and plodding as a matter of principle. Read more

Bilge Ebiri, New York Magazine/Vulture: The result is maybe more interesting than we might have expected, but it's not particularly funny. Read more

Stephanie Merry, Washington Post: When Razor and the Kid are supposed to be publicly promoting their bout and instead devolve into bickering buffoonery, there's nothing but ill-timed punch lines where the chemistry between Stallone and De Niro should be. Read more