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J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader: [Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one. Read more
Ruthe Stein, San Francisco Chronicle: A lame pastiche of Hollywood romances. Read more
Scott Tobias, AV Club: It's kind of amazing that a joke-a-second comedy like Date Movie doesn't contain a single laugh, but what's there has been so thoroughly focus-grouped and market-tested that no joy escapes the vacuum. Read more
Bobby Hankinson, Boston Globe: If their goal was to make a spoof film with heart, the end result has an irregular beat at best. Read more
Carina Chocano, Los Angeles Times: Dudes, does a spoof count as a spoof if it's dumber and more obvious than the thing it's spoofing? Read more
Michael Booth, Denver Post: Any movie that tries to parody Kill Bill and Dodgeball in the same scene is OK by me. Read more
Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly: You have to be hungry for comedy that's salty and loud, that hits your palate with all the delicacy of hot grease. If you're in that mood, a handful of these jokes will likely be just what you crave. Read more
Scott Foundas, L.A. Weekly: The targets here are Hollywood's bubbleheaded romantic comedies, but director Aaron Setzer (who co-wrote the script with Jason Friedling) doesn't satirize the genre's familiar tropes so much as merely re-stage familiar scenes. Read more
Lisa Rose, Newark Star-Ledger: It is ultimately an exercise in redundancy, since there's little point in creating a comedy that sends up other comedies. The end result is more a knockoff than a parody. Read more
Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel: It's not enough to just make the reference. You've got to make something funny out of the reference. Read more
Joe Leydon, Variety: Date Movie is stupefyingly unfunny in its attempts to mock romantic comedies, celebrities, reality TV shows and anything else that pops into the heads of its creators. Read more
Ben Kenigsberg, Village Voice: It takes a certain gall to pass off mere references as jokes. Read more
Desson Thomson, Washington Post: These are sight gags best appreciated with a blindfold. Read more