Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? 1969

Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

Cast:

Anthony Newley
Heironymous Merkin 

Joan Collins
Polyester Poontang 

Bruce Forsyth
Uncle Limelight 

Milton Berle
Goodtime Eddie Filth 

Stubby Kaye
Fat Writer 

George Jessel
The Presence 

• Heironymous Merkin