Brain Smasher... A Love Story 1993

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Cast:

Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy 

Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain 

Yuji Okumoto
Wu 

Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain 

Brion James
Brown 

Tim Thomerson
Black