Bordello of Blood 1996

Lawrence Van Gelder, New York Times: Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot. Read more

Jack Mathews, Los Angeles Times: What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance. Read more

James Berardinelli, ReelViews: ... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade. Read more

Peter Stack, San Francisco Chronicle: This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts. Read more

Joe Leydon, Variety: Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague. Read more

Richard Harrington, Washington Post: Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun. Read more